Published:
2023-06-20
Updated:
2023-06-20
Not So Super Secret Testing Area for Learning Ukulele
Ted
The only bear on this list who drinks beer, smokes cannabis, parties with prostitutes and gets caught having fuzzy sex in a supermarket. At least, as far as we know. Seth MacFarlane's 2012 directorial debut is the sweet-but-sweary tale of a lonely boy who gets a teddy bear for Christmas, wishes it could come to life – and gets his dream granted by a falling star. Fast forward three decades and the pair are still best buddies, getting stoned in front of the TV. Starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis, this "romance v bromance" story became the highest-grossing live-action comedy of all time.
Publisher: Curt Sheller Publications Code: ted
Main Category: Bears Main Instrument: Ukulele
2 June 2026
Danger Level: 8
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The only bear on this list who drinks beer, smokes cannabis, parties with prostitutes and gets caught having fuzzy sex in a supermarket. At least, as far as we know. Seth MacFarlane's 2012 directorial debut is the sweet-but-sweary tale of a lonely boy who gets a teddy bear for Christmas, wishes it could come to life – and gets his dream granted by a falling star. Fast forward three decades and the pair are still best buddies, getting stoned in front of the TV. Starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis, this "romance v bromance" story became the highest-grossing live-action comedy of all time.
Fast forward three decades and the pair are still best buddies, getting stoned in front of the TV. Starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis, this “romance v bromance” story became the highest-grossing live-action comedy of all time.
Seth MacFarlane’s 2012 directorial debut is the sweet-but-sweary tale of a lonely boy who gets a teddy bear for Christmas, wishes it could come to life – and gets his dream granted by a falling star. Fast forward three decades and the pair are still best buddies, getting stoned in front of the TV. Starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis, this “romance v bromance” story became the highest-grossing live-action comedy of all time.